Real-time chat with a U.S.-based marketing expert with 15+ years of hands-on experience. Replies in minutes, not days. From $250/mo, cancel anytime.
For the kickoff call. The strategy deck. The freelancer to reply Tuesday. By the time anyone looks at your account, you've already burned the budget.
Real marketing problems don't keep business hours. They show up at 9 PM on a Tuesday — when your CPL spikes, your tracking breaks, or your agency's monthly report doesn't add up.
halp is the chat window in between. You ask, a real marketer answers. Usually in under 5 minutes.
You're in the chat window in under a minute. No intake forms. No kickoff calls. No "we'll follow up by Thursday." Sign up and you're immediately connected to a senior marketer ready to go.
Screenshot your ad account. Paste a URL. Write it out in plain English. There's no wrong way to ask, and no question too messy. We'll meet you where you are.
A CMO-level marketer reads your specific situation, thinks it through, and writes back — usually within 5 minutes during business hours. Actual analysis. Actual recommendations. Not a blog post link.
Whatever's keeping you up at night, someone on our team has done it before — across startups, scale-ups, and Fortune 500s.
Google Ads, Bing, YouTube. Campaign builds, bid strategy, account audits, and the "why is my CPC suddenly $9" diagnoses.
Technical audits, on-page strategy, content briefs, schema, and getting cited by ChatGPT and Perplexity (the new SERP).
Meta, TikTok, LinkedIn, Pinterest, Reddit. Creative strategy, audience targeting, scaling playbooks, and Advantage+ takes.
Welcome series, abandoned cart, win-backs, segmentation. The flows leaving the most revenue on the table — and how to fix them.
GA4 audits, server-side tracking, MMM, incrementality testing, dashboard design. Trust your numbers before you spend more on ads.
Conversion audits, A/B test design, copy review, friction-removal passes. Most landing pages leak — we'll show you where yours does.
Editorial calendars, content briefs, positioning, naming, voice. The hard-to-measure stuff that compounds over a 3-year horizon.
Shopify, Amazon, Etsy, Walmart. Listing optimization, ad management, retention loops, and category-specific scaling tactics.
Which tools earn their seat at the table, which are noise. LLM workflows, GEO (Generative Engine Optimization), prompt libraries.
Don't see your thing? Ask anyway — if it's marketing-shaped, we've probably done it.
 halp |
Freelancer | Agency | Fiverr | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Time to first reply | ~5 minutes | 1–3 days | After the kickoff call | "24–48 hrs" |
| Discovery call required | Never | Sometimes | Always | Never |
| Monthly minimum | $250 | $2k+ | $5k–15k | Per-project |
| U.S.-based experts | ✓ | Maybe | Usually | — |
| Cancel anytime | ✓ | Contract | Contract | ✓ |
| 15+ years senior experience | ✓ | Hit or miss | The pitch, not the work | — |
For founders and operators who just need someone in their corner.
Billed monthly · 3-day free trial
Everything in Chat, plus a 1-hour video session every month.
Billed monthly · 3-day free trial
Custom needs? Email halp@halpyou.com — we'll spec something.
Anything marketing-shaped. "Should I run Meta or Google for solar leads?" "Why did my CAC double?" "Roast my landing page." "What's a fair retainer for an SEO freelancer?" If we can't help, we'll tell you who can — including referring you out for free.
Median first reply during business hours (9am–6pm CT, M–F): 4 minutes. Outside business hours we usually still respond within an hour, but the SLA is "same business day."
U.S.-based marketers with 15+ years of experience. Same human across your conversations — you'll get to know them. We don't use offshore teams. We don't use AI to fake answers.
No. Every response comes from a human marketer. We don't use AI to generate answers, paraphrase what you wrote, or summarize the conversation. A real person reads your question and writes back. You can quote us on that.
ChatGPT doesn't know your account history, your audience, your competitive landscape, or what you tried last quarter. We do — because you tell us, and we remember. ChatGPT also can't be wrong about a specific platform's behavior and stay accountable. We can. We've run the campaigns ourselves.
Chat ($250/mo) is unlimited messaging. Pro ($400/mo) adds a 1-hour video call each month — for the harder problems where typing isn't enough. Both have unlimited chat, both cancel anytime.
Both, your call. Small things are included and fast — we'll write copy, audit accounts, build briefs, draft emails. For bigger lifts (campaign builds, full migrations, dev work) you've got two paths: we scope it as a separate project and do it for you, or we walk you through it step-by-step in chat so you can ship it yourself. Whichever is faster, cheaper, or more useful for where you are. If it's truly outside our wheelhouse, we'll tell you and refer you to someone we trust — at no cost.
One click in your billing dashboard. No "schedule a call to cancel" nonsense. You can also email halp@halpyou.com and we'll handle it.
Most "marketing help" is gated behind retainers, sales calls, or Slack channels you'll never log into.
halp is a chat window. You ask. We answer. If we can't help, we'll tell you who can. No discovery call. No proposal deck. No "let me circle back."
Try it for three days. Cancel before the charge if it's not worth it.
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